My Newest Poem

'Pour Vous' (Poor View)

You give an inch, I flinch a mile.
You're so big!

I need a pinch
to make sure i'm not dreaming.

It'd be easier for us both if I had a bag over my head

I know there's a problem when it's YOU that looks like you want to get this over with
and i want it now more desperatly than I ever have
but I just can't bear to look!

Pour a solution on my wince!
What have you got to lose?

Another book (of the less intellectually stimulating variety) i'm looking forward too this year.

I Used To Crunk To Him, Now It's Drunken Admiration

I'm Not Emotional Or Turned-On At All!

Christmas Joke (Taken From Vin)

2010's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

My Latest Poem

'Fall'

Leaves are floating to the ground
and there'll never be another year.

The meaning of this,
F-all!

The bark is something to lean on

Head into the winter...

An old poem of mine (Dedicated to someone special)

'One-Two One-Two Zero-Two (12/12/02)

I was running towards a goal,
having a ball with the one I was most fond of,
with confidence and comfort in the side I was on.

And as the yards went on,
I would go longer on the run,
with blissful ignorance that our time together was limited,
even more so when I had a substitute
but eventually the truth becomes one-two one-two zero-two
when you take your ball and go home.