Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
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